You jokes

POV: You go to Asian prison.

You get served extra rice.

Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?

Because it's dead.

How do you anger a Republican?

Tell him the truth.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Me: You have terrible jokes.

Mum: Shows me a mirror.

What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?

Maracas.

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"