You jokes
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."