You are a joke.
You Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
You are quite [something].
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
You just made a Mist-ake.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
