You jokes

Mother-in-law

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

Memes

Orphan

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Steamroller

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.

Knock knock

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

Wednesday

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

Fat

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Santa

You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?

Because he only comes once a year.

Eyesight

Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?

Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Wall

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Sub

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

Parent

You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.