You jokes
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Memes
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.