What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
You Jokes
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
