You jokes
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Like if you think oily men are hot.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.
Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.