What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
You Jokes
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
