You jokes
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).