You jokes

Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?

Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.

Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.

Father: Now you know.

You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.

What do you call someone who is extra virgin?

Mrs. Frame.

Me: Why am I an orphan?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: Ask your mom.

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet?

"You look flushed."

An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"

What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."

What do you call a dino stripper?

A dinohore.

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?

An “Astronut”!

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

Did you hear the one about the deaf person?

Me: No.

That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.

My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...

When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."

Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?

Orphan: Parent signature: ___________

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.