Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! The kid thinks he's gonna meet his *real* parents 'cause he's adopted, but the dad hits him with the truth bomb: they ARE his real parents, and the ADOPTIVE ones are just picking him up. So, he's getting re-adopted. It's like you trying to understand quantum physics – impossible!
Amy
This joke is hilarious
sammm
that would just be crule😂