You jokes
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................