You jokes
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.