You jokes
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.