You jokes
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!