You jokes
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.