You jokes
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Memes
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!