You jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!