You jokes

Orphan

An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"

Orphan

Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?

Orphan: Parent signature: ___________

Guy

What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?

An “Astronut”!

Hitler

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

Memes

Liver

Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?

A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏

Mom

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

Kid

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

Orphan

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.

Orphan

What's the best thing about an orphan GF?

You don't have to meet her parents.