You jokes
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Memes
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.