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What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
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What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
You have more chin than brain cells!
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.