You jokes
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner? You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
How did you get that? Used your life savings?