You jokes
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.