You jokes

Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?

Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?

Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?

Kilometers Morales.

I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.

What's the best thing about an orphan GF?

You don't have to meet her parents.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

How do you start a fight in space?

"Comet me, bro."

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?

Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.

If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎

I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.

What do you call an emo cancer kid?

Chemo.

7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!

Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?

Gay.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Me: Why am I an orphan?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: Ask your mom.

Have you ever heard of emo pizza?

It cuts itself!