You jokes
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.