Attribute jokes
Joe Mama has a chode.
You're tiny!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
You are short.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Josh is chubby.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Hairline.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.