Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Your mama's so fat that she canβt even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
If God didnβt mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
You're so ugly!
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
