Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Your mama's so fat that she canβt even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
If God didnβt mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Your mother is so fat, she doesnβt need...
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your pπnis." π₯°
