Attribute jokes
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
You're just big and good.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your pπnis." π₯°
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
Biggest balls?
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
Why am I dumb?
Because Iβm dumb.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.