Attribute

Attribute Jokes

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?