Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Attribute Jokes
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Your mama's so fat that she canβt even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Big penis.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
If God didnβt mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
