Attribute jokes
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
Memes
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Your mama's so fat that she canβt even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
If God didnβt mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Big penis.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Biggest balls?
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.