Attribute jokes
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Joe Mama has a chode.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
You're tiny!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
You are short.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.