You jokes
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
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