You jokes
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
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Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.