You jokes
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.