You jokes
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Memes
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
F*ck you.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.