You jokes

What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.

I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.

My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?

He starts to quiver! ;)

Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.