You jokes
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
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I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?