You jokes
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
Memes
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?