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Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
You really put the R in special.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
