You jokes
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.