You jokes
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.