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What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"

What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?

The anesthesia takes time to put you under.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.

What do you call a nazi that can’t see?

A nozi.

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

How do you know the hooker killed herself?

She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!