You jokes
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.