You jokes
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
"What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
You know Sally? She's dead now.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”