You jokes
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.