You jokes
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.