You jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.