You jokes

What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.

What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.

You wanna hear an orphan joke?

Okay, here it goes:

You.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?

Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?

This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"

The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"

Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"

If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.

Glad to present you a wood clock.

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What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦

What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.

"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"

Sally: "You..."

Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"

Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."

Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"

Johnny: "A pig."

Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "

Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"