You jokes
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
get this one guys
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.