You jokes
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
You dream in 4K.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Love you baby :^
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.