Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
You Jokes
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
F*ck you.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
