You jokes
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.