You jokes
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.