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Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
I CANT AHAHAHA
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!