You jokes
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Memes
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!