Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
You Jokes
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
