You jokes
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!