You jokes
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.