You jokes
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
You dream in 4K.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Memes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!