You jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
"Never gonna give you up."
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.