You jokes
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.