You jokes
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.