You jokes
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!