You jokes
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.