You jokes
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.