Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I canβt see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, Iβm a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: ππππ
You Jokes
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening πππ
Are you my depression, because Iβm falling for you?
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
