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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
Memes
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.