What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
You Jokes
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
