You jokes
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.