You jokes
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
Who doesn't know it? 😂
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.
The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”