You jokes
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!