You jokes

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.

Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

What do you call a dirty Mexican?

A chulo.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RX XD INBOUND!

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

Best, Gwen

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

You signed up for football, but you're no good.

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

Ariana Grande, where are you?

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.

To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!