You jokes
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What do you call cringe?
You.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Like if you know what ashes are.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Why are you gay?
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.