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Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
You suck!
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
Memes
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
I see you.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.