You jokes

You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?

If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

You are so ugly my man died.

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

Best, Gwen

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RX XD INBOUND!

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."