What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
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What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
