You jokes
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Memes
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
"Gwen, are you still there?"
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁