You jokes
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Memes
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.