W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
You Jokes
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.