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You know who else has dementia?
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What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
What do you call ball drama?
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.