You jokes

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

What do you call a potato with a pp?

A dictator.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

You cheetah.

No, you lion.

Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.

What did the poo say to the ass?

"I left you."

What do you call useless skin on a penis?

A man.

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."

Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.

Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)