You jokes
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
Memes
That's all is needed to complete my day
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!