You jokes

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

What type of flower do you give an orphan?

A self-raising [flour].

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

You know who else has dementia?

Comments for answer.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?

Beauty!

What's the worst joke you ever heard?

What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!

Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.