You jokes

Theme Park

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

Teacher

How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.

Memes

Site

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Compliment

How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"

Roblox

Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"

Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"

Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"

Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Brother

Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?

Brother: Sure.

Me: Turn off the light.

Aussie

What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?

Two Aussie.

Founder

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

Pornstar

Him: I work with animals all day.

Her: Awwww what do you do?

Him: I'm a pornstar.

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!

Gunshot

When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.

Dog

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.