You jokes
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Memes
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol