What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
You Jokes
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Who are you?
Yourself.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!