You jokes
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
Memes
"Gwen, are you still there?"
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.