You Jokes

What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

L: you

You: 😂

A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"

If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.

I will mummyfry you!

Hollow Knight Meme

A still image from the video game Hollow Knight depicting a character with a rounded head and horns falling with a blurred effect. Two smaller characters stand in the background with surprised facial expressions. Text on the top reads, "When you miss a step on the stairs".

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."

What do you call a banana driving a car?

A banana car.

Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!

T-Series: Go away you f***!

What did a cat say to the dog?

"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?

Dear Gwen,

Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!

TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!

BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!

Please comment good or not! Irdc!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

You signed up for football, but you're no good.

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊