You cheetah.
No, you lion.
You Jokes
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"