You jokes

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

What type of flower do you give an orphan?

A self-raising [flour].

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.

What's the difference between me and you?

Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.