You jokes

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want; it won't chase you.

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am high and so are you.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Why are you gay?

Because you are.

"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

You know who else has dementia?

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What do you call a house that isn't a house?

Not a house.

When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.

What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.

9: I am higher than you.

8: No, you're not!

(8 flips to his side)

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.