You jokes
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Memes
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕