You jokes
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
You masturbate...
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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
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If you like penis.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.