Fuck you and your shitty family!
You Jokes
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.