You jokes
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
"Princess, you there? :("
Prince, are you there?
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Memes
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What do you call ball drama?