You jokes
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Memes
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
You (DYM 53).
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
What do you call a?
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!