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Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
For C A S N O V A
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
Hi, how are you doing today?
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!