You jokes

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

Do you want to wear my sombrero?

Or is that nacho style?

Watersharky, do you hate me?????

"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.