Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
You Jokes
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.