You jokes
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.