You jokes
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is playing with you?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
Memes
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Hi, how are you today?
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.