You jokes
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
Memes
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Hi, how are you today?
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.