You jokes
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Memes
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
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You wanna talk Kenya ;)
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!