You jokes
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Memes
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
People love you.
Don't die.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Orphan joke protest! If you think orphan jokes are bad and wrong, then comment good comments; if not, then just comment! Let's reach 67,000 good comments!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?