You jokes

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!

What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!

Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?

Because it says "B Positive!"

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

Person you don't know, my name.

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

You're homeless, you orphan!

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Hehehehehe.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?

Sleeping Beauty.

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.