You jokes
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Memes
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.