You jokes

What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

What do you call a three humped camel?

A prostitute from New York.

Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.

Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.

Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!

Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?

What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?

The redneck fucks the cow.

This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.

My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.

Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!

Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?

Son: No.

Dad: It hasn't come out yet.

Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.

I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!

How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?

Poker face.

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!

Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

Like if you like porn.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him for a drag.

What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.