What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
You Jokes
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!