You jokes
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!