You jokes
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
Memes
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is playing with you?
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."