You jokes
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Memes
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.