You jokes
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Memes
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.