You jokes
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.