You jokes
You look as fat as a pig.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
You don't have any balls.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.