Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
You Jokes
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
"Send me back, I never liked you."
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"