You jokes
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!