You jokes
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Memes
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.