"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
You Jokes
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
That is so bad, just like you.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.