You jokes
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
You look as fat as a pig.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
Memes
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
You don't have any balls.