You Jokes

What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?

A cocksucker.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?

Octopie!

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?

Bubble 007.

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?

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I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

Meow.