Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
You are fat.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What can you catch, but not throw?
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
