You jokes
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
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What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.