You jokes

Sex

What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.

Sense

You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?

Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. πŸ˜ΉπŸ’”

Ball

Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

Memes

Time

when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her

A man looks to the left with a line of figures from Avatar: The Last Airbender standing behind him.

Printer

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

Cat

What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?

An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.

Orphan

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

Russia

We love Russia, we do.

We love Russia, we do.

We love Russia, we do.

Oh, Russia, we love you! πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί

Caesar

How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..

With a pair of Caesars! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Face

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

Weight

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Diaper

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her πŸ˜‰

Rose

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

Guy

Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account. πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ’”πŸ˜ΉπŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ή

Hair

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

Goat

Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?

Son goat: No, what?

Dad goat: Goat meat.

Son goat: *Gasps*

Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.