What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
You Jokes
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
Screw you, ableists!
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:
"F*ck off! You won’t bring it back."
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.