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What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.