You jokes
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
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My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
You and Jason in your bed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
When you breathe.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.